Two Actual Adults Arrested for Breaking Into a Zoo for Pokemon Go

Detective Pikachu really has been doing too much work this week. In Toledo, Ohio, two people have been arrested for breaking into a local zoo? Why? To catch them all, of course. The two trespassers, aged twenty five and twenty six, were apprehended at the zoo’s tiger exhibit at about 2:30am yesterday.

An officer with the local police force was quoted as saying:

Security at the zoo noticed there were two people walking by the tiger exhibit. They’ll have to go see a judge and get a court date and explain what they’re doing. They are certainly old enough to know better. The fact that you’re playing a video game on your phone is not going to play well as an excuse in court.

The extreme exercise in stupidity crime could land them in court for almost thirty days.


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