Minions Paradise Looks Like Absolute Crap

Today, EA revealed a terrible eyebleed inducing tie-in “game” called Minions “Paradise” (read vomit inducing terror), based off of the money-grabbing spin-off movie. In this waiting simulator, you play as the titular Minons who were stuck on an island because of “hilarious” slap-stick humor. Hilarious, that is, if you just beat yourself over the head with a coconut (like someone in this trailer).

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Hi everyone, welcome to PS2 quality hell!

Of course, knowing EA, this game will most likely be filled with microtransactions and will be something you install, play, vomit, cry tears of blood, then uninstall.

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THIS IS NO PARADISE OF MINE

 

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